mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?????
Kindest regards,
my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me
To be a village maiden and get railed by the tall dark haired stranger who is renting a room at your inn.
date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
If you arent at least vaguely aware of your friends digestive system issues are you even friends.
me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*
me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat
my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
it’s always “wyd” never “i made a playlist filled with songs that remind me of you”